
Every few minutes, a wave hits me in the small of my back like the butt of a pen-knife, propels me tripping forward a few inches into the warm swell drenching me. Every step sends shudders of weight down my legs, already numbingly blasé from an entire day’s walking to get to this point. The sea smells like pickles, the sort you find in two-bit bento boxes next to the tempura and usually punctuated by a few lonely panko crumbs. It’s dark and quiet, the waves still for now. I brace and stretch upwards, my toes creaking into full pronated extension. The sea stretches away behind me, faces blurring into one another from the cold and the night and the sheer inhuman distance of it all. The cold leaves playful knife-cuts on my cheeks, followed by a warm breath of taiyaki from somewhere by the sea.
There’s a buzz in front of me, a frisson of shuffling which warns me that it’s time to drop back down amongst the coats and scarves. Even so, I can still see the piece of cardboard turn, revealing a happy-go-lucky cross between Astro Boy and an undeveloped leprechaun foetus from whose mouth emanates a string of Kanji which I can only imagine says something akin to “GO FOR GLORY”. And we go, a shambling half-step penguin dance which starts at the foot of the steps and shimmies down through the Gore-Tex jackets and thick black boots and maraschino ties until it reaches the end of the Senso-ji arcade and quietly dissolves into the streets. Like a wave, except it brings us in instead of throwing us out to sea.
Five minutes later, another wave hits.
And another.
And another.
And then I’m climbing the steps, cold from winter and polished by centuries. They suck at our body heat, pulling it out through the soles of our shoes, but we trudge on, up. At the top there is a bell and a cauldron. I look around, see strange quiescent faces, waiting. Explosions pierce the sky. A booming cheer rises up, then another. Some of the faces smile, some heads nod, some don’t change at all. There is no sound up here, at the top of the world. So I palm a coin, flip it and reach out, and my wish goes soaring into the cauldron as the sea roars and bubbles away below. The clink of change is quiet, barely audible under the New Year’s crackling stars.
Four years later, another wave hits, and I make another wish.
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Ninja stories aside, the main point of this post is to highlight some of the other people making the same wish. The Red Cross, of course, is one of the most well-known bodies assisting with the relief effort, but donations can also be made through Google’s Crisis Response Centre which also links to a whole list of resources and contact points including the Missing Persons’ Phone Line, shelter/blackout information, and up-to-date alerts and warnings. Twitter’s Hope140 blog has a list of accounts worth following to keep abrest of news and updates from the zone, and a lot of charity events are expected to keep popping up (the first of which I’ve heard of is glass brasserie’s charity dinner).
Last but not least, the team at Shinobi Valley will donate AU$2 to the Japan relief effort for every comment left on The Ninja Review from now to April 19 (that’s a month away). Monetary donations will go to a maximum of $500 (because we’re not actually particularly well-endowed, so forgive us) but if we have a lot of comments even after that we’ll think of something else on top of the money. Leave a comment on any post or page and it’ll be counted – but no spamming or insensitive jokes please. If you can’t think of anything witty or interesting to say, answer this basic question: what does Japan mean to you?
Receipt will be posted after the cut-off date and MVP commenters will be given a virtual medal/pat on the head/complimentary slaying. Stay safe, everyone.
The Ninja and the Shooter


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I love the first picture of this post.
It’s great to see blogger trying to help Japan out.
japan’s my home and it made me who I am now
This is my Japan.
Also, what does the ‘complementary slaying’ consist of?
Complementary slaying? That would be “we match your decapitation tally head for head”. Unless you meant complImentary slaying… – the Spelling Ninja
I like to think of complimentary slaying like okonomiyaki. It’s however you like it =] – The Shooter
Too good guys
yay for japan, long live the ninja
my manga…nooooo
Ninja or ninja, long live japan
All my thoughts and prayers go to the people of Japan~~~<3
Hooray!
I love that last photo. There’s something so beautiful and oddly serene about it, which makes me all the more sad.
My heart breaks for a country that I love so dearly.
Shot at Kinkaku-ji in Kyoto…we can’t abandon those we love
– the ninja
good work guys!
I am liking the bokeh guys
Keep up the good work guys!! =)
<3
kimochi
Didn’t I say no spam – the ninja
Made in Japan means a lot more to me than Made in China
May our support help Japan restore its beauty! =)
GL guys.
Also, animu
1000th comment! – the ninja
You
guys
are
so
awesome
THAT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE – the ninja
Japan is home away from home.
Japan = Sushi, anime and manga
without these items, the world cannot function
Thoughts, best wishes and much love to Japan.
Thank you Ninja for thinking of them.
- the little ninja
thank you little one <3 - the ninja
aww that’s so sweet of you guys <3
Initial S.W .. is the real Ninja – period.
um ok sure – the ninja
Love your work, guys!
Mad props to you guys! Such a worthy cause.
Keep it up!!!!!
i like what you’re doing
Japan is the home of my family, and where their dreams are kept. Thank you for your efforts in helping regain what was lost.
“every comment you make on posts….”
Every! Do it for glory guys
STILL ONE – the ninja
Already made my donation to Save the Children Fund and will be making another one to the Red Cross come pay day but every bit counts! Let’s show Mother Nature what a lot of spirited Ninjas can do!
I am really sympathetic towards japanese ppl..
Really happy about what you guys are doing!
Japan is the home of the Camera Gods Nikon and Canon,
without them,
many people including myself would not have memories of the wonderful lives they’ve lived
or have heated debates on which God is better
but more importantly, would not have memories of the wonderful lives they’ve lived in the past, present and future
What about Sony?
well said, friend – the ninja
I admire how ninjas and mere mortals can unite in times of crisis and humanity. I also admire those who give as much as they can.
When I asked friends recently to attend a charity dinner and to make a nominal donation, I was disappointed that those who very obviously earn more than me were willing to give so little. I’m not to judge their monetary contribution, but I can say that it reflects poorly on their levels of compassion.
So with respect to that, I can honestly say that I am now an even bigger fan of those at Shinobi Valley than ever before.
Compassion? I just want to be able to go back there and have a nice piece of toro in a bustling land of craziness. That’ll be my reward – the ninja
Great post and cause.
Excellent Words spoken by a wise man
There’s another Vivian who commented :O
“because we’re not actually particularly well-endowed”
Remember, its not the size, its how you use it.
(Of your bank account, of course)
All jokes aside, good show ninja/shooter.
It’s called “critical mass” for reason (and thanks
) – the ninja
yay guys, nice blog =DD
Japan is the country that every other country in Asia wanted to be… for a long time. I’m not so sure anymore, but hey, they came up with sushi and furikake, so they’re all right by me.
so sweeet of you
Wonderful! Great job guys!!
I have fond memories of Japan from a trip there a few years ago now. Not so much the technology, the food, or the culture, whether it be urban, historical or just out-there weird (all of which are awesome, mind you) but more specifically the people I’d met and the friendships I’d forged.
It’s such a shame to hear that tragedy of such magnitude has befallen these friends, hosts, store owners and the like not just once (which is bad enough) but repeatedly.
You deserve much praise for taking on such an initiative.
Save the praise for the boots on the ground…we’re just doing what little we can. Just people helping other people, like you said
– the ninja
Girugamesh!
good job
+ the photos r epiccc!!
long time listener, first time caller – nice work!
bloody lurkers – the ninja
ah Japan. So much to write about, so little that can be understood. Good work.
For Japan. <3
Love what you’re doing for Japan
Good on ya guys!
Do it. For glory.
Hi Ninja! this is an incredible idea – my parents just got back from Japan, they were there when the earthquakes were happening and were stuck in Tokyo for a bit. I’m so happy they got back okay
Goodluck with everything! hopefully see you soon
Good save – the ninja
Good work for a good cause. Liking the new-look blog
without japan, where would we obtain our sexy trenchcoats?
England
. However sexiness is acknowledged regardless. – The Shooter
sigh… – the ninja
Does it count if I comment again?
<3 for Japan and Ninjas.
Yeh whatever – the ninja
Doing everything Japanese > university work for a week.
<3
Pray for Japan
Charitable ninja is charitable. This commenter salutes your generosity.
do it for the love.
do it for the glory.
do it for the foo-japan.
What a lovely idea
*comment spams*
Spam is delicious when grilled – the ninja