The Birthday Present Pt 2: The Perfect Gift

by The Ninja on July 19, 2010

What could be a better birthday present than this man?

(If you are unsure as to why this man is the perfect birthday present, educate yourself here, here and here before proceeding)

But what is the true toll exacted by this image of perfection, disseminated within a cloak of good humour and inseminated in the minds of countless moderately sexy men and women? It triggers at once a crisis of self and a quest for the unattainable; a burning goad of inferiority; a world of impossible standards. Gone are the days when moderate sexiness was enough for a happy life: now a man must cook and weep and listen just to be a legitimate suitor. This gift is a Pandora’s Box upon the world, setting loose the demons of Idolatry and Narcissism and Low Fertility Rates upon the common people of this Earth.

If only they knew how overrated perfection is, as I discovered so many years ago.

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My thanks to all of you for accompanying us over the course of this year. Please, stay awhile, as we continue to slay for glory.

Cordial regards,

The Ninja

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

chocolatesuze July 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA SENSUAL! ON AND ON! oh so much lols!

Steph July 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm

bahahaha stop…it’s too much..can’t…breathe! no actually, go on…and on…and on.

billy@a table for two July 19, 2010 at 4:25 pm

That’s Gay…. but i cant stop keep listening it over… and over… and over… and over… again….

Phuoc'n Delicious July 19, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Effing awesome!

mademoiselle délicieuse July 19, 2010 at 6:28 pm

Oh, Ninja! *swoon*

AHAHAHAHAHA…I had to listen to you again…and again…and again…just so I could hear you tell me more!

Jacq July 19, 2010 at 7:36 pm

hahahahahahaha most perfect and awesome gift ever! oh ninja you are the perfect man LOL

Betty @ The Hungry Girl July 19, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Oh god…. LOLOLOL!!! Sensual… love it.

FFichiban July 20, 2010 at 5:46 pm

About 7 levels of awesome there
(PS stop being racist)

SK July 20, 2010 at 6:07 pm

Looks like he has his listening face on!

Laura (Starloz) July 21, 2010 at 5:12 pm

oh my. its toooooo much but dont stop

Forager @ The Gourmet Forager July 21, 2010 at 9:37 pm

Okaaaay. Clarification please. So.. are you saying this is your bloggiversary birthday present for us – or that you want him? Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Whatever it is – congrats on the year!

The Ninja July 21, 2010 at 11:25 pm

…both!

With power.

Simon @ the heart of food August 5, 2010 at 1:49 pm

I gotta keep up with reading posts more often…

Awesome work with the perfect ninja and with your blog turning 1!

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